Santa Clara is the armpit of the sfbay area. I'm sorry if I'm offending anyone that lives there, but it really is. It's not the ghetto, I mean, I'm from freaking Atlanta. California does not scare me. However, I fully expect some stupid hobo to try to rob me while I'm sitting in front of the AT&T store with my shiny MacBook Pro. As such, I have prepared. I have two (2!) Leathermen. I have the one that defended me from the last guy that tried to rob me, and a cute pink Leatherman Squirt S4. On the way home from work, I practiced my mean face. If someone shady comes up to me, I will grab my leatherman and look mean. I look pretty fierce, at least when I'm not wearing my glasses. I also figured out how to dial 911 on my phone really quickly, just in case. I will be twittering the entire experience. Hopefully I'm wrong, and it won't be nearly as entertaining as I'm expecting. Follow along as I brave the dark streets of Santa Clara.
Oh, yeah. I've got a mean face.
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Santa Clara is the armpit of the sfbay area? That makes certain East Bay Cities (e.g., Oakland, Richmond) the anus then, heheh. Your leathermen could probably serve as effective protection on the streets of Oakland due to the distinct possibility that the thug would die from laughter when you pull them out!
I dunno, San Jose is in a lot better position to be armpitty...
Santa Clara is too clean!
haha. My mum's got a "Stern Voice." She's always shocked when small children are unafraid of it...it does scare the living crap out of most adults though.
Santa Clara is the most ghetto spot between Redwood City and San Jose. It used to make me sad to even think about.
-danny