Fuck PETA.

PETA = People Eating Tasty Animals. I'm primarily a carnivore, so I think I'll eat the other 1lb steak I have sitting in the fridge in honor of fornicating chickens.

In Soviet Russia, the chickens fuck YOU!

Since when are you unemployed? There can't be many BSD-friendly companies left in ATL that you havent worked for already.

It's a long and somewhat amusing story. Atlanta has BSD-friendly companies? Since when?

Well post up! long and somewhat amusing stories are what i'm here for.

I second that ^^

PETA = Poorly Educated Teen Activists.

PETA isn't any different than Al-Qaeda or Hizbollah (except that they don't have suicide bombers...yet). PETA is just another psychotic terrorist organisation.

I mean seriously, PETA is just a bunch of fuckasses, who have nothing better to do.

Fuck PETA! Fuck vegetarians! I EAT RAW FLESH!

I wonder why a group of humans cares more about animal suffering than they do about children, addicts, homeless, and abuse that goes on every day in every single community on earth. I'd kill a million cute little puppies (My dog is a rescued puppy) with my bare hands if I knew that one of the human problems (such as breast cancer) would end by my action. Sometimes altruism must be defined in HUMAN TERMS. God bless experimentation and the human mind.
Mike

Fuck yeah! We didn't claw our way to the dominate species slot of Earth to eat salads our whole lives. We're carnivores damn it! Top of the food chain even, not veggie eaters! Seriously, the human body isn't meant to have a vegan/vegetarian diet. Every Vegan/Vegetarian i meet is always sick.

PETA - Pathetic Excuses for True Americans needs to be stopped! These maggots have too much of a voice in our society and too much time on their hands to try and obtain more rights for animals than children. They should either pull their heads out of their dogs butt or go to hell.

i just hate peta especially after i seen on espn how there making fun of mike vick and other people they have nothing better to do and are blind to the real problems that that affect our society everyday so peta can go fuck themselves....or chickens

Since when do organizations care more about FISH AND CHICKENS... than CHILDREN -who are alone and starving all over the world?? PETA needs to be SHUT DOWN.

FUCK PETA I HATE THEM I WANAT TO START ANOTHER HOLOCAUST AND BURN ALL THE PETA FUCKTARDS I EAT MEAT I HATE PETA I HATE PETA I HATE PETA I HATE PETA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK PETA FUCK PETA I KILL PETA MEMBERS I KILL PETA MEMBERS I HATE PETA WORSE THEN QANYTHING IVE EVER HATED B4!!

I LOOOVE PETA(seriously)

Who says vegetarians cares more about animals than people?

With the amount of energy we waste so rich Americans can have cheap fried chicken, we could feed the entire planet several times over.

A vegetarian diet won't solve all the world's problems, but every little bit helps.

Everyone having a vegetarian diet wouldn't help. It would hurt. Do you know why every year the government imposes a different number of kills (tags) a deer hunter is allowed to have? It's because sometimes the number has to be higher, otherwise the deer would overpopulate and starve _or_ eat our crops. Vegetarianism goes against human nature. It's like what Ron White said - if beef broth screws up a vegetarian's system that badly, then something must be wrong with their diet. It's broth.

Ever get the feeling that vegetarians consider themselves morally superior to you? Like they think that not eating meat makes them so special that their shit doesn't stink? As if when someone stops eating meat, they suddenly become holy and dignified and it excuses them for the years of inconvenience and frustration they inevitably inflict upon their friends, family and co-workers who just want to go to a restaurant and order a damn steak without constantly being reminded that they're going to hell for eating an animal that spends most of its life shitting in a field. There are those of us who don't have a hyperactive sense of guilt and we don't give a shit about your mixed up self-righteous moral vegetarian agenda.

"I can't eat meat." The four worst words to hear when you're going to a restuarant with someone. I literally cringe every time I hear those words because I know it means that we have to drive around the city for 2 hours looking for some restuarant that serves "friendly" burgers, which ironically look and taste exactly like hamburgers--which vegetarians object to eating because it's either A) gross or B) murder. If it's so gross, then why go out of your way to eat something exactly like it, asshole? It's funny how vegetarians suddenly stop bitching about murder as soon as you point out their fancy leather belt or shoes, or that they drive a car and use electricity which contributes to polluting the earth and contaminating everything including the precious animals that they refuse to eat.

Well I'm tired of it. So what I've decided to do is sponsor a vegetarian! It's easy and spiteful, and we all know how much fun spiting people is! I'll explain..

What does it mean to sponsor a vegetarian? It means that you have to find someone in your life who's a really big pain in everyone's ass every time you want to go out to eat, and then you commit yourself to eating THREE times the amount of meat you'd normally consume to make up for all the meat that your vegetarian buddy isn't eating. It's that simple! That way, you can reverse the guilt trip that they've been laying on us for years by not only neutralizing their cause, but making it actually worse by eating more animals than would have ever been eaten had they not chosen to become vegetarians!

What if vegetarians say they don't care because we'll become fat by sponsoring them? I've thought about that already. All you have to do is exercise. I know it goes against the being lazy rule that I advocate so much, but this is so spiteful that it more than makes up for the exercise you'll have to do--which means that if you choose the 3 to 1 plan and sponsor a vegetarian, you're being so spiteful that you can't lose! If you have a choice, eat three separate types of animal to maximize your efficiency! Only offered beef? No problem: visit the zoo and eat a monkey!

The best part of it is that this plan is bullet proof. Finally those of us who don't have our heads firmly planted up our asses (with respect to vegetarianism, don't get me wrong, most people still need a crowbar up side the head) have a tool to combat these moral elitists!

peta is just a bunch of fucking hypocrites with nothing better to do than fuck animals. for all i care they can all die.