Craigslist Troll Results

The troll:

My name is Olga. I just move to Atlanta from Russia for school and to find a husband. I have the attractive figure and know maths very good. English not so good. Email me if you are interests in me.

I was hoping for more penis pictures. Oh, well. Here's some of the emails "Olga" got. I'm ommitting names and emails. Pictures are included.

From: C.W.

I saw your ad on craigslist. I am studying russian, I would be
willing to help you learn english if you help me with russian... also
I am a sweet guy. I am a student at Emory. Let me know if you are
interested in that, we can meet for turkish food at the end of the
week.

From: A.F.

Olga,
you are so beautiful, so sexy, let's have lunch. reply back soon.

From: J.P.

I am very interested in you and would like to meet you sometime...I am 28
and in Atlanta...attached is my pic...

From: J.B.

Hello beautiful lady. Included is a pic, can’t wait to hear from you. –peace-

From: J.C.

Hi Olga, I thought I was going to have to go to Russia to find a woman and here you are. E-mail me back if you want some.

From: G.S.

Yes, I am interested. tell me more

From: J.D.

Would like to know more about you- please email me. I'd like to take you
out, I think. . .

From: J.M.

Hey,

I think you look very pretty in your pictures. I am looking for a wife, not too hard, but still looking. I haven’t really been very impressed with American women. Maybe we can get together for a drink or some coffee. I’m at work right now, but if you want I can send you a picture when I get home.

From: T.T.

Hi Olga...welcome to Atlanta...

You look lovely in your picture...

I am out of town the rest of this week but maybe we could do a lunch when I get back...

From: U.S.

hi olga,
how old are you?

From: C.R.

Olga,

You seem very nice. I bet you have received a bunch of emails, and I hope you get lucky and find a good man.

I have a bunch of great single guy friends, and I also enjoy spending time with foreigners as friends. I have spent a lot of time travelling around europe and especially scandinavia. I receive foreign friends here all the time, and enjoy the different cultures.

We have a big group of friends that goes to baseball games, music, dinner etc. It would be fun to introduce you to them.

I am enclosing my photo just so you can see who I am.

From: R.W.

what are you looking for?

From: J.S.

Hi,
I thought your posting was cute! You did not state what type sweet man you are looking for? Height, Weight, age etc.

I am probably a bit old for you. I am a nice man who treats others with respect. You should not have any problem finding some one.

Take care and good luck.

From: T.J.

i'm interested in seeing those titties. that's for sure.

From: T.C.

Very attractive would love to meet but would like to know a little more about you before I sent a picture

From: J.F.

where are you going to school?

From: I.T.

where are you going to school?

From: M.W.

Hello Olga,
I am visiting the area is a couple of weeks, here is my picture, love to see more of you (pictures), and get to know you,

From: T.P.

You seem to be a true Russian beauty. For what are you looking?

From: R.L.

Hello,

I just might be that person you are looking for. Would you be interested in meeting for a cup of coffee?

From: T.S.

Hi Olga,

I’m sweet and would like to meet you

From: M.H.

Hi Olga,

was browsing through craiglist and happened upon your post, and would
be very interested in getting to know you.

From: P.N.

i like the post, hopefully i will hear back from you !

From: A.B.

Hi Olga,

I have lived in Atlanta for about a year. I don't have a girlfriend and was wondering if you might want to grab a drink. I am 28, 6 feet tall and slim. Where do you live?

From: D.S.

Hi Olga,

Given that you're a very attractive girl, I'm sure you've gotten a bunch of emails already. I figured I'd at least reply even though this is the case. My name is Daniel. I'm 25 years old, and I live in an intown community in Atlanta, GA. I finished college about 2 years ago and started a job in the Atlanta area with a company here in Atlanta. I enjoy camping, snowskiing, playing the piano, and dancing. My faith in Jesus and my involvement in my church are also very important to me.

You said that you don't speak English that well. My church offers a FREE colloquial English class on Sunday nights. The class is specifically targeted towards international students, so it may be a good fit for you. If you are interested, I'd be happy to give you more information. The church is located in midtown and the class is at 5:30pm.

So, how old are you? Where in Russia are you from? What are some things you like to do?

Maybe I'll hear from you soon

From: D.S. (again)

Hi Olga,

***My email is acting up, so if you get more than 1 email similar to this one, I apologize***

Given that you're very attractive, I'm sure you've gotten lots of replies already. The odds that you'll even read this is quite low I'm sure. However, I consider myself at least somewhat of an optimist. My name is Daniel, I'm 25 years old, and I live in the Atlanta area. I've been out of college for about 2 years and now work for a company in this city. I enjoy camping, snowskiing (wish I could do it more but there aren't mountains nearby), playing the piano, boardgames, and church activities. My faith in Jesus Christ is also a very important and integral part of my life.

I noticed that you said you don't speak English very well. Would you like to get better? My church offers FREE colloquial English classes on Sunday nights. They are specifically targeted at international students such as yourself. You may find that this is a great way to meet people and practive your English. I'm actually one of the teachers and would be happy to give you more information if you're interested. The class is at 5:30 pm in Midtown.

Other than that, I can't think of a lot to say. How old are you? What part of Russia are you from? What do you like to do?

Maybe I'll hear from you soon,

P.S. I attached a picture. I'm the one on the right side in the orange shirt.

From: D.C.

Hi, my name is Derrick and my lovelife is at a stand still. I would love to meet you one day. Let me know if that is possible.

From: A.G.

Hi Olga,

I've been in this coutry for quite sometime and am a university professor (29, 5' 8"). You seem to have a cute and nice face. I'd like to know more about you.

Let me know if you're interested...

From: A.B.

Welcome to Atlanta….

Need any assistance with finding your way around this great city?

From: W.J.

Hey there,

I'm very interested. I am a professional model residing in Atlanta.
Here is a link to my homepage with my info/pic.

www.geocities.com/billyboytoy70/homepage.html

I hope to hear from you soon. And yes, I'm very serious.

From: G.B.

Hey Olga, I am very interested. Tell me more about yourself.

From: M.A.

Id eat ya all up... interested? if you are real I would love to meet...we can drink from the samovar

From: V.A.

Hi,

I am a 25 year old professional who is interested in meeting you sometime for a drink. If you are interested, please respond. Thanks.

From: C.D.

You are aware you are going to recieve a bunch of weird messages right? Sorry, this might even be a weird message. No really, how long have you been in Atlanta? Why Atlanta?

I shouldn't really talk, I have only resided here for a short period, I just completed my second month a moment ago. Either way, I would like to chat with you if you contact me back.

From: R.M.

Hello Olga,

I am going to work in Kaliningrad. I need your help in Russian language. I also would like to take a wife. How about we get to gether this week. Please respond.

You look Awesome and clean.

From: F.B.

Nice ad, you sound interesting, if you want to talk let me know.

From: T.J.

saw your ad on craigs and would love to chat with you some more - if you are interested, let me know...i hope to hear from you soon! t

From: J.S.

You seem like a very interesting person that I would like to get to know. I'm looking for a nice girl to get to know and eventually be serious with. I'm a successful businessman here in Atlanta. I'm 25 years old and have my own business that does real well. I do travel around the country and would like to find somebody I can take a long with me. I would def. like to get to know you. You seem like a very nice girl. I like to find someone I can talk with and just be myself.
How old are you if you don't mind me asking? Either way, I'm 5'10 about 155 lbs, atheletic build. I have to hit the gym a little longer to get to where I want too. I've been told many times that I'm good looking and a nice person. I don't have a problem meeting women but I just thought I would give this a try. Let me know if your interested. Thanks. Hope to talk to you soon.

From: M.Z.

Olga,

why don't we go out for some drinks, and save the math issue open until the end of the evening? :-)

Please reply, I am curious enough.

From: B.W.

Hi I just read your ad on Craigslist. I am 5'6 and 135 pounds. I am 26 years old. Many people say I look just like Jet Li. I am located in the Gwinnett area and can come out to see you. If you are interested in a casual encounter please email me back.

From: M.L.

Hello Olga,

My name's Michael. I've been told by a fellow Russian that I have an European education, even if all my classes and learning has happened here in the US. I'm Canadian-American, with an English/Irish/German/Danish background. Are you here from Russia on a student visa? Do you like house and trance?

From: D.B.

Are you still looking?

From: G.J.

I will be in Atlanta for memorial day weekend, it would be nice to see you.

From: R.A.

is this ad for real? If that is you in the picture.. wow.. I am at a loss for words. Welcome to Atlanta. We need more beatiful women here :)

I look forward to hearing back from you.

From: R.C.

Olga you are very beautiful. I live in Gainesville, Georgia just 45 miles north of you.

From: J.H.

Hello Olga!

I am quite a bit older, so you may not have an interest. I am a very sweet and loving man, although I don't make lots and lots of money. I am a writer and teacher and activist; I believe we need to work together to save the world from people.

The following is my text from a Craigslist ad.

Great Heart, Job, Body, and Mind, & I'm Very Good at What I Enjoy - 50

Hello!!!

Note that except for "Great Heart," which anyone sane would put first, my order of evaluation, or priorities, would be the opposite of what I posted, unlike 90+% of women, for whom 'success' is so important, and 'cute' is better than smart, 9 times out of ten, at least at first.

I have a wicked sense of humor, and I'm a fabulous fun companion for all but reactionaries and nazis and anti-intellectuals. That last is a kicker, for a lot of people, I know. The truth is, I'm not interested in women who can't think conceptually, who don't enjoy grappling with the big picture.

If you'd like to converse and see about the possibility of a coalescence of our essences, write to me. Your picture gets mine.

I'd love to meet and hear your story. I'll be glad to send a photo if you think we might have enough in common to try a meeting.

Ciao for now!

From: S.B.

Olga,

Dobro pozholovat v Atlanta! Ya chital vash "personal" na Craigslist i chotel sebya predstavit'. Ya amerikanyets i zhivu v Atlanta, no ya rabotal i zhil na Ukrainye i v Rosii 1989-1996 (i po-etomu govoryu nemnoga po-russki). Ya navyerno slishkom starij (34 goda) byt vam interesno, no menye vsegda interesno vstretit novikh druzyei.

Vsego dobrogo

From: J.N.

Hello Olga,

I am a 43 y/o, div., white, prof. male, 6 ft., 195 lbs., short dark hair, and blue-green eyes. I enjoy working-out, playing tennis, seeing friends, and going out to eat.

I would love to talk further with you and see how things go.

From: B.H.

I would like to find out more about you. I own my own business here in Atlanta. What exactly are you looking for? Hope to hear back soon.

From: M.L.

I would like to find out more about you. I own my own business here in Atlanta. What exactly are you looking for? Hope to hear back soon.

From: P.B.

Hi Gorgeous

Welcome to the U.S. I am looking for a younger girlfriend, and I love spending time with international women. Do you have any interest in a mutually rewarding affair?

From: M.D.

Olga,

I saw your add and I am interested in learning more about you. I am a 27 year old attorney that lives and works in midtown Atlanta. Send me a note and tell me a little more about yourself if you are interested.

From: R.B.

Hi,

You have a very pretty photos, and would like to know more about you. Where are you going to school, where do you live, etc.

From: V.H.

hi Olga,

i moved to atlanta late last year but i do not know a whole lot about the place yet. my brother and i are roomates and for now just working. before this i lived in new york, and before that, ukraine. anyways, if you're ever interested in hanging out, maybe a chat over coffee, i would be interested.

i'm 24 years old, 5'8 tall and i live in alpharetta.

did you move here just for school? what are you studying? how old are you - if you don't mind me asking?

hope to hear from you.

From: R.A.

Hello,

27 single looking to meet someone for fun.. found your id on craigslist and would like to spend
time with you... Love to spend time with russian girl heard many things about them..but not experienced any...so let me
know...

From: R.W.

Hi Olga,

I would definitely like to learn more about you, if you are for real. I studied Russian literature in college, and have always been fascinated by Russian women. I'm 24, 6'3 and 185 lbs, dark hair and blue eyes, and good looking. I would like to hear more about you, and hopefully meet!

From: T.L.

I would be interested. If you have an email adress I can send a picture and you can let me know what you think. Im 5'10" , single , work out daily, a business professional that makes a good living. I am very interested in the Russian culture and you.

From: S.D.

how are you? I liked your picture and would love to learn more about you. where in russia are you from orignailly and where in atlanta are you living now

hope to hear from you soon.

From: R.M.

I would be interested. I was born here..but my Parents are form Lituwania. How old are you? love.

From: L.J.

i was married to a Russian woman before, please email me with your phone number,

From: L.J. (again)

You are beautiful. I would love to marry you. I'm 45 years old and have a Russian Wife before.

From: B.G.

Hello Olga, i am a sweet man, from atlanta. 5'10 170 brown hair blue eyes..over 39. jewish, romantic, adventourous,spontanious, very passionate and affectionate..should i go on.....single and great sence of humor..looking for the same in a women...is that you? if you want to respond to my e-mail you can e-mail me back: [edit] ...take care ...i am very upfront and candid...if you want, you can call me [edit]. got your pic.very very attractive....here is
mine....hope you like.............

From: D.L.

I'M VERY INTERESTED IN SPEAKING WITH YOU.PLEASE LET ME HEAR FROM YOU.I HOPE YOU WON'T FORGET ABOUT ME,SINCE I AM SURE YOU WILL GET MANY RESPONSES,BUT I AM SINCERE.JUST GIVE ME A CHANCE.THANK YOU

From: D.T.

hey whats up ... tell me more about you ... give me a number or something

From: L.A.

Hi Olga!

My grandfather came here from St. Petersburg, although I have grown up here. You're very beautiful, and I'd love to meet you. I've attached my photo. I hope to hear back from you.

From: W.S.

Hi! If you like to make a new friend, feel free to drop me a note:)

From: S.B.

Hey Olga,

I adore Russian women...ya'll are just so real and genuine. I would love to hear more about you.I live in midtown,where do you live. Let me hear from you.

From: R.G.

Hi Olga.

Welcome to Atlanta. I have been living here for 2 years now. Originally from the northern part of the country.

I am currently single and looking. I love the outdoors and like to roller blade, bike and hike. I work as a computer support technician for a medium sized company.

Would love to get to know you.

From: J.H.

I'm
29
5'10"
160
college grad,
good job,
let me know if you're interested?

From: C.H.

hello
Georgus you are

From: N.O.

Olga,

My name is Nick. I've enclosed a pic. I'm interested in knowing more about and I'm in a position to help you financially if you need it. What are you looking for? Let me know.

From: G.B.

Hey Olga, I am very interested in your posting. Tell me more about yourself and send me some more pictures...I'll send you more too.

From: M.C.

hi,,,I'm very interested in perhaps talking to you..my number is [edit]......call me and lets chat. I'm in atlanta.

From: C.B.

Hey there Olga,

You are looking very good, do oyou want some help learning english?

From: B.F.

I am very sweet. You are beautiful! When did you get to Atlanta and do you plan on staying here permanently?

From: J.B.

Hi there....38M, 6'1", 180, brown hair blue eyes.....you open to getting together for drinks & dinner tonight?

From: R.L.

I am interested, would you like to meet?

From: J.G.

I am a 25yr old law student from Acworth, GA. I am 5,10, 150lbs and have red hair and green eyes. I would love to spend the day with y face buried in your pussy sucking on your clit while all of your juices fill my mouth. Or perhaps slowly spreading your lips with the head of my cock and sliding it all th way down inside of you until my balls press
against you lips and your cum squirts out and oozes down my balls. I would love for us to chat more. Feel free to email or call me> my # is 770-367-3396 [not edited because he is gross.]

From: M.B.

I need a wife...... Are you her?

From: E.E.

hello....
when can we meet?

From: J.D.

Olga,

You are a stunning beauty in those photos you posted on Craig's List.

You seem too good to be true!

How long have you been in Atlanta? What type and age of men are you looking for?

From: G.K.

Are you interested in black men?

From: R.A.

Too good to be true but oh well. Hi I'm randy

From: T.S.

I DONT EXPECT TO HEAR FROM YOU BUT I ATTACHED A FEW PICS ANYWAY. IM 29 6'2'' 170 LBS BORN AND RAISED IN GEORGIA

From: S.S.

Hi sweet girl.

I am interested to find a wife and best friend. I live in a very nice beach community in Panama City Beach Florida. I am very romantic and kind. Write back or call soon.

From: W.F.

Hello Olga:

When you finish with the weirdoes, fools and freaks and would like to chat/speak with a southern gentleman then please email me: [edit]. Please do not waste my time!

From: W.F. (again)

I am surprised! This must be a cruel joke! if not email me at: [edit].

From: B.G.

Hi Olga,

I was online planning a trip to Mexico and just popped in to Craig's list to look around. I was suprised to find such a beautiful woman.

Welcome to Atlanta. I have lived in Atlanta for many years and would be happy to give you advice on our city. What will you be studying?

From: J.R.

Is this a marriage of convenience or are you really looking?

From: A.S.

Hello:) whoever you end up with will be a very lucky man. Would love the chance to get to know you. Have a good day and hope to hear from you soon.

From: R.S.

Hello,

I email you from San Diego. here is my pic If you like it Email me.

From: S.H.

are you kidding...reach me immediately

From: S.W.

Hello Olga,

I am interested in a friendship first.

From: J.L.

OLGA
WHAT PART OF ATLANTA DO YOU LIVE ? I WOULD LIKE TO MEET YOU

From: J.D.

You post caught my attention.I'm a sweet guy and I'm good with English. Call me if you wish !