Make your own dildo. All the FreeBSD committers should do this, then we can sell plastic dong replicas of commiter cocks. This is a great idea. We'd donate the procedes to the FreeBSD Foundation, of course.
FreeBSD dongs! Collect them all!
(And of course, we all know this only works for FreeBSD. Because if debian was to steal this idea, who would want to buy a 3" penis?)
Edit: Incidentally, there's a picture in the things-and-stuff gallery that I'm not posting here direclty as it's not safe for work. FreeBSD committers send me pictures of their dongs. teehee.
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